What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 07:53
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Physicists Unveil New Quantum Super Material That Could Revolutionize Electronics - SciTechDaily
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?