What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 00:33

Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.